Jokes

Well it started off, just a couple of jokes

Just you and me sat at a bar

The owner said your night here’s over please go far

 

So we downed the last of our pints

And headed off to the streets

You clenched my hand and I gave you our first kiss

 

Well unnatural light, 

Guided us through all the night

Past skyscrapers and cars

 

We kept walking till we found a boulder

Rest your ear upon my shoulder

Well I’m feeling pretty tired right now

 

She said I ain’t for no future,

She said I am who I am

She said I’m far too bloody young to have any kind of plans

Well you sure can miss a if you close your eyes for a second at all

So dig deep and see where you fall

 

Well our dreams cut short by a crackhead

Falling into our laps

He looks in my eyes and asks me for a lighter

 

So we start walking after letting him down

Decide we want to go back into town

We are ready for our first dance

 

Well it ain’t no world war jitterbug

No it’s just snobs in a shitty club

But we figure there’s enough booze

 

Two hours later and our hair is sweaty

You’re an arm length away so this may sound petty

But I see the way they look at you

 

She said I ain’t for no changing

She said I’ll stay as I am

She said I’m far too bloody drunk to have any kind of man

Well you sure can miss a lot if you close your eyes for a second at all

So dig deep and see where you fall

 

Well the lights go on

It’s four o’clock and everyone's a mess

There’s that one guy in the corner still trying to find his kiss

 

I can’t find you in the corner in of my sight

I’ve looked left and I’ve surely looked right

Well I guess you are gone

 

So I stumble through my door

At half past 4

And a couple of my mates are up playing games

 

They’re red eyed to fuck

And Ringo never has much luck

That’s why he’s always low on cash